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Date: 9/24/2025
Subject: Croquet Break - Ask Uncle Fred 37 & 38
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September 24, 2025

ASK UNCLE FRED

37 & 38 

by

Fred Heald

Heald, Fred
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Ask Uncle Fred #37

Gentle Readers,

I may have touched upon the topic of “situational awareness,” but thought it might be appropriate to elaborate. It’s basically being aware of what’s going on around you so that you neither harm nor hinder yourself or those around you. A couple of examples might be in order.

You are walking around London seeing the sights. You look to your left as you step off the curb to cross the street and get run over by a bus. They drive on the left over there, and every year, American tourists get run over looking the wrong way. That is a lack of situational awareness.

Years ago, I used to make short business trips with a friend who owned a vintage single-engine Cessna 172. To say it was short on creature comforts was an understatement. The lavatory consisted of a rusty Folgers coffee can behind the pilot’s seat. As we taxied down the grass runway before takeoff, I asked him if there was anything I could do to help. With dead seriousness, he said, “Yeah, watch out for buzzards.” That’s situational awareness.

In a previous life, I was really into underwater photography. My buddy and I were doing a wreck dive out in the Gulf of Mexico or America…..whatever. I was taking a picture of a huge Goliath Grouper. He was spear fishing and had just wounded a nice mangrove snapper, which was bleeding all over the place. Just then, I noticed a shadow pass overhead. It was, in fact, two large Bull sharks swimming erratically, pectoral fins pointed downward, in the classic attack posture. I calmly tapped my buddy on the shoulder and gave him the universal signal for “leave the damn fish and let’s get the hell out of here.” That’s situational awareness.

In croquet, situational awareness can take many forms, often involving two matches going on simultaneously on the same court, AKA double banking. Please be aware when the other match is waiting on you. Speed up play, less chatter, be ready to hit when it’s your turn, etc. Try not to put your mallet on the ground, back up to check the line, and then repeat again…. and again. I like the five-minute rule where when you come up on the other match you announce, “you’re on the clock.” If they haven’t scored in five minutes, they mark their balls, and you play through. If it’s a social game and you are re-directing, it’s a good idea to announce which hoop will be played next before you run the current hoop. A big faux pas is hitting your ball forcefully without warning the players in the other match that a ball might be headed their way. 

Our courts at Sky Valley are bordered by the golf course’s ninth and eighteenth tee boxes. Situational awareness is being aware that a big banana slice could drop a golf ball right next to you. The good news is you have the option of keeping the ball, returning the ball, or tossing it into the lake. It kind of depends on the quality of the ball and if the golfer yelled “fore!”.

Signed,

Uncle Fred

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Ask Uncle Fred #38

Hey Uncle Fred,

 OK, I make one simple mistake and get the shaft, then someone else makes a simple mistake, and I get the double shaft. What gives?

I was playing Alligator Dundee, Al for short, and I launched a massive clearing shot at his blue ball, and incredibly, I missed ... badly. Somehow, I hadn’t noticed another double-banked match going on. My red ball hit one of their stationary balls, and then my ball ended up behind a hoop. They replaced their ball, and I was going to put my ball where I thought it would have ended up if it hadn’t hit the other ball. Just then, Al says “Now heave to, mate, I think we’ll leave your ball right where it is.”

A little while later, Al is trying a 20’ hoop shot. His ball is headed toward the hoop, sort of, but out of nowhere a ball from another game comes zipping in and collides with Al’s rolling ball. Al says, “Fair dinkum, cobber, I’m not 100% sure I was going to hoop it, but I think I’ll have another crack of the whip.” He replaces his ball, shoots again, and scores. Guess what? I lose the match. Who’s in charge of this flea circus anyways?

Signed,

Croquet Rock Star

 

Dear Croquet Rock Star,

Please see AUF #37 above regarding situational awareness. If you had warned the other game that your ball might be headed their way, they could have marked their ball or just have quickly picked it up to avoid the collision ... but you didn’t. The other ball is replaced where it was. Now Al has the choice whether to leave your ball where it ended up (which he did) or replace it where he thought it would have ended up. This is actually a form of penalty for your failure to warn the other game about your incoming artillery round. Rule 9.2.3. C’est la vie.

In the second instance, Al had played his shot, but it was unclear if he would have scored the hoop or not when his ball was interfered with. Since the “main intended outcome” of his shot was still in doubt, Rule 9.2.4 allows him to replace his ball and try again.

 

Signed,

Uncle Fred

 

Author’s Note: If you commit a fault on your stroke and THEN your moving ball is interfered with, the fault takes precedence and is dealt with first. Rule 9.2.5.

BIO
BIO
Uncle Fred (Heald) is a native Floridian and longtime Naples resident. He and Diane and their two doodles now spend the summer in Sky Valley, just west of Highlands, NC. With great reluctance, he was introduced to Golf Croquet a few years back and the rest is history. At least now he has an excuse for his poor golf game.  He does take a keen interest in the rules. He recently became a certified GC level III referee, primarily to call out his opponents during his Saturday money game. Please feel free to submit potential topics to fheald@comcast.net, but they won’t make it into the Croquet Break unless Fred can make it fun. That’s the whole point!
 
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